Archive photo of his first and favorite hairpiece.
Dr.Ink's involvement in this? The worlds worst artistic re-brand, ever! Is as unbelievable as the death certificate he signed and the five autopsies he performed. Incoherent, incontinent and in custody already, Dr.Ink's only slurred statement so far, is 'eyes, nose, nothing, all gone.' The persistent probing of 'Dr.Ink's Private Places', has uncovered new plastic moulding equipment and a empty bottle of 'Flush Gordon' ** The Police have released 527 Photo Fit - I.D.s for the King of Poops possible new identity. All are paler in complexion and 527 of them have bigger noses.
Before and after, Police Photo Fit of possible new look for the 'King of Poop'
The whereabouts of Andy A Hole, a.k.a.'The King of Poop' is as yet unknown. but rest assured, with an ego as big as his, he'll be showing his new face off before the cows come home.
* No beans involved.
** The worlds strongest smelling bleach.