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The King of Poop is ALIVE!

The Probe can exclusively reveal the awful truth, that the 'King of Poop' is alive! And that he must be really crapping it, wherever he is ? Because this Probe has actual video of Andy A Hole, setting his wigs on fire and it is no accident. He is not dead and he is not 'walking on the moon' like his spoon Guru 'St.Ink' promised his fans. Persistent probing reveals the 'King of Poops' desperate plan of joining the richest artists that ever lived but are all now dead. By faking* his own DEATH, with the help of his long time family fizzy physician, 'Dr.Ink.'

Archive photo of his first and favorite hairpiece.

Dr.Ink's involvement in this? The worlds worst artistic re-brand, ever! Is as unbelievable as the death certificate he signed and the five autopsies he performed. Incoherent, incontinent and in custody already, Dr.Ink's only slurred statement so far, is 'eyes, nose, nothing, all gone.' The persistent probing of 'Dr.Ink's Private Places', has uncovered new plastic moulding equipment and a empty bottle of 'Flush Gordon' ** The Police have released 527 Photo Fit - I.D.s for the King of Poops possible new identity. All are paler in complexion and 527 of them have bigger noses.

Before and after, Police Photo Fit of possible new look for the 'King of Poop'

The whereabouts of Andy A Hole, a.k.a.'The King of Poop' is as yet unknown. but rest assured, with an ego as big as his, he'll be showing his new face off before the cows come home.

* No beans involved.

** The worlds strongest smelling bleach.

Starry eyed?

The King of Poop is dead

Unconfirmed reports that Andy A Hole may have been found dead in his lofty apartment, might finally have been confirmed. Possibly.

Inksville's finest poop artist, the self-proclaimed 'King of Poop' is believed to have passed away due to art failure brought on by the misuse of bleach.

To celebrate his life and (possible) death, Alien Ink inc. has gone to the extraordinary step of producing a limited edition label design for its canned Faked Beans - a bland and mundane can that has obtained almost cult-like status after featuring in many of Andy A Hole's famous paintings.

The limited edition can has already gone on sale, despite Andy A Hole's death not being 100% confirmed.

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Dr.Ink's secret recipe

Dr.Ink is the oldest, greyest, major manufacturer of fizzy, milky ink drink concentrates and cow stirrups on the planet.

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The Cola Wars are over

Dr.Ink's latest fizzy, milky ink drink has creamed the competition. Coke and Pepsi, have both lost the tasteless challenge to Dr.Ink's new carbon dated ink drink. "It's totally adequate!" said Dr.Ink. Tasteless and now safe to drink, all without the need to think.

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The Hills are alive

Three days after this photograph was taken, Benny and Betty regained consciousness in hospital.

Betty could not remember taking the photo but the bruised imprint of the camera on her face told a different story.

Benny vaguely remembers being taken roughly from behind and suffering a mighty pounding.

The official medical report compiled by Dr Ink, only confirms that the injuries were stampede in nature but under hypnosis the couple revealed startling new information concerning the alien-cow conspiracy.

Continue reading this unbelievable story in Inkipedia.

The actual real photo from Betty's camera.

Celebrities bend-over to be photographed

To coincide with the recent relaunch of Groom Lake's Hairier51 Inkstant Spray-On Hair, the advertising executives at Groom Lake have stepped up their Hairier51 advertising campaign into hypderdrive.

A series of new advertisements have been unveiled featuring popular celebrities that are known to be avid users of Groom Lake's products. Amongst the celebrities putting their head where their hair is, is Andy A Hole, Inksville's very own poop artist.

Andy A Hole's steaked, blonde locks are just as famous on the art scene as his artwork and as an artist that craves attention, Andy bent over backwards to be photographed for the new advertisiment campaign.